I aughtta beat you with a switch
I aughtta beat you with a switch
Selena was shot by her own friend/manager
This sounds like a real win-win. Looks like the swamp is trying to drain itself
Consensual sex for and a job. One doesn’t have to influence the other for both to be true
Behold the mating rituals of two turd piles. Come spring, you can expect a litter of turd nuggets to come from this encounter
Oh shit! I just got it! I said “endorse and double,” so you said “halves of cats,” meaning whole cats.
Fucking hilarious. That was a slow burn with a really enjoyable finish. Bra-fucking-vo.
I’ve been quietly chuckling at this for about 5 whole minutes now.
Oh wow, true story time:
Last week I had to go to my mom’s house to pick up half of a cat from in front of her house. Something had eaten most of the rest of it, but its head was still in pristine condition.
That was a nightmare trying to get everything onto a shovel so that I could quickly bag the whole thing in one go. I still can’t believe how clean and intact most of the torso bones were…
That poor kitty…
No. I’m lazy. You speak for me.
For the next 15 minutes, @drolex@sopuli.xyz is my official spokesperson. Anything they say, I endorse and double.
Which is how we know that Biden only eats vanilla ice cream cones, Obama eats only Dijon Mustard, Trump eats only hamberders and Goya products, and Jimmy Carter only eats peanuts.
Everyone else? Cats and dogs
We are all domestic terrorists cat eaters
That puppy looks very upset that it can’t currently lick its eater’s face
I did! Just to fuck up his perfect record
Bad news: they’re pro Repo! The Genetic Opera
This country doesn’t value human life beyond its usefulness during an election year.
Don’t worry, they’re working on that, too
Every time I do it; makes me laugh!
“Ah, figures. I should know better than to post quotes without checking if they’re attributed correctly”
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
This is how you remind me?
How do they even afford to eat???