Psssh… 3 hours is so 2 hours ago.
Psssh… 3 hours is so 2 hours ago.
This is the first far side joke I haven’t gotten. Can someone help me out?
Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.
Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment
Only later do you find out your uncle is actually your father because of a bizarre incident where your dad got his nuts punched by an unknown person never seen again
This was most likely posted by a kid who just thinks Unix is “old” Linux and doesn’t understand the roots of what it actually means in terms of computing.
Guys out here sending BMPs…
Besides the other reasons here the biggest reason IM took off is the “I” part of the name. Email measures its SLAs in days. A lot of the retry intervals are set 4 hours with timeouts of 72 hours. It wasn’t designed to be “Instant”. Granted probably 90%+ of email gets delivered in under 5 minutes, but imagine having a chat and your responses are delayed 4 hours. Just send an email at that point.
You can tell calling them weird is getting under their skin with them attempting to label everything as weird, their hope is to dilute it.
Had a color wheel in a DLP TV explode on me. Fairly easy to replace but it was a pain to clean out all the glass.