My cock is not inspired after reading this bad take.

John Carmack is human intelligence and therefore more valuable than artificially generated drivel.

-edit- I mistook inspecting for inspiring for your name. I’m leaving it.

No abortion! No abortion after birth!

Unless it’s at school.

Okay good. I won’t set up the GoFundMe for your therapy!

We watched that when it came out on VHS I think. Definitely not a movie for a pair of 8/9 year olds.

Though the only saving grace is that we were too young to understand what was going on.

I was probably 11 or 12 when we got it on VHS. My sister was 9 or 10. We were huge Swarzenegger fans and were used to him being the good guy. Twins and Kindergarten Cop were rewatched multiple times. T2 was our first R rated movie. We didn’t watch Terminator prior, though my parents did as it had been on TV (broadcast tv, censored) and they were eager to see it too.

Anyway, after it finished, I chased my sister around the house pointing my finger at her which freaked her out and got me yelled at. Fun times

She also played John Connor’s foster Mom in Terminator 2. Blade arm right through his foster Dad and the milk carton!

I saw it when I was in college. Not sure if I knew what breasts were for in second grade. I either feel jealous or sorry for you.

I am not sure which.

Catholic High School Girls in Trouble!

It was made by the folks behind Airplane and Hot Shots. The humor is very much unrefined though. It might be worth a rewatch now that you’re older.

Kind of like watching Shrek as an adult, you get the second set of jokes.

That color… How pale he was. Mom used to buy frozen burritos at the time. I felt uncomfortable eating them for months…

Hello, this is Doctor Klahn. I’m not home right now. Leave a message, when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude. <GONG>

We have hundreds of years of out of copyright books and newspapers. I look forward to interacting with old-timey AI.

“Fiddle sticks! These mechanical horses will never catch on! They’re far too loud and barely more faster than a man can run!”

“A Woman’s place is raising children and tending to the house! If they get the vote, what will they demand next!? To earn a Man’s wage!?”

That last one is still relevant to today’s discourse somehow!?