I’ve been laughing at this quote for 5 minutes straight

It’s so good

He knows he’s right

Also: I code sometimes, and all of my code is of masterpiece quality. I cannot debug my own code, I ask for outside help and we have to dismantle the NT kernel to find out what’s gone wrong

I voted for Jill once, and then she came out against vaccinations during the height of the Covid-19 pandemic and I realized she was an idiot.

She’s as much green as she is dressed in green - just empty platitudes for people obsessed with the “sanctity of their body”.

I’m still formally registered with both parties, but I get invited to vote in the Dem Primaries way more often

We need actually competent third parties, just being on the fringe doesn’t make you competitive

How can you reasonably enjoy Subwoofer: The Movie without the $1600 triple bass rumbler?!