Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•How it's going
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4 months agoCop: Ma’am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.
Florida woman: I’m getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.
(This actually happened a long time ago)
Mann Shorts, so the story line is presented in d&d format…
https://youtu.be/dEK5NVYsExI?si=cij599082CHTqclV