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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Of course seat 3. That would be the only one capable of a really interesting conversation. Just don’t sign anything. 😉
I’d be going to the cockpit to crash the plane
3 for sure. Only good person there. Satan gets a bad rap. All he wanted was for us humans to be free of tyranny and to give us knowledge.
Plus, as others have noted, you get to kick Frumpty Dumpty’s seat the whole time.
At least with Satan, we all know what he’s about. Can’t say I fully know or understand any other person in the lineup.
Dude I’d love to meet Satan. I’d high five him for having the balls to stand up to the all powerful sky tyrant.
3, and I’m kicking his seat the whole way. Also I can talk plans with Satan. Maybe get a down payment going on my bar in hell. I’m going to name it, The Bar Men Trip Over.
For an alternative I’ll take the seat next to J.D. Vance. I’ll remind him he’s actually just a journalist with a fancy degree every 15 minutes.
Gotta listen to bullshit from behind you
I’ll help him invent new conspiracy theories. Could be fun.