Slap it between some white bread with mayo and you have my summer favorite!

Mushrooms and eggplants for me… outside of the delicious berenjas con miel which are sliced thin enough and fried crisp enough to lose their chew!

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

Wait does python not have built in functional list comprehension? Even PHP has that built in at this point.

It’s important to demystify tech… They’re literally the same except some achieve a descriptor beyond “shitty”.

I’m the donkey today - but it’s okay since I’m writing some automated tests over the incomprehensible thing I wrote on Tuesday.

Don’t forget about .bat

PHP is also named after an animal.

It’s almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb “tweet”… with the obvious past tense…

This isn’t actually accurate - the layoffs were performative to boost their stock prices… most of those big tech firms are still aggressively hiring people.

The diagram was actually written in LaTeX.

It’s an excellent opportunity to dust off the resume.

You can pry my work pajamas from my cold dead hands.

What an absolutely shitty peppering string.

You’re probably using the wrong compiler flags, did you remember -Wall -Oz -nostdlib?

I remember the day of php files outputting html to the browser… it was 95% as functional as the stuff written in react and node today and incredibly simple.

Heck, at my company, I still sneak in old-school HTML files when I can.

If you’re not using tz_database or equivalents for literally all date-time logic, if 24 or 60*60 are constants defined in your project… you’re doing it fucking wrong. I don’t know how many times we need to break out the idiot club, but date, time and timezones are extremely complicated - unless your business is primarily concerned with them you must use a library or service.

Do Not Reinvent This Wheel

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Well there’s your problem, you’re using an operator that shouldn’t exist. Triple equals all the things and if you want to coerce types write it out explicitly.

Just say no! You deserve to enjoy your weekend and you should never work without at least time in lieu.