Caption: do y’alls hands ever itch so much you gotta just
Image: drawing of a a person scratching the base of their palm with their teeth
I’ve done this so many times I woulda never thought it’s a thing haha
Well if you’d stop stroking your private-personal-spaces, you wouldn’t have this problem.
Explain please
In this talk, I’ll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don’t fondle your Cupid’s Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.
That’s not the question 😭😭 why does rubby rubby make hand itchy explain that
Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted… um… something something demons something itchy. I’ll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn’t well received. Carry on.
